What movies have not aged well?
10.06.2025 03:59
Diamonds Are Forever
From Russia With Love
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
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-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
Goldfinger
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
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-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-Bond slapping Tracy.
Why don’t the little sugar breeches gun owners understand that life isn’t all sunshine and rainbows?
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
The Man with the Golden Gun
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
A View to a Kill
You Only Live Twice
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-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
Octopussy
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
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-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
Dr No
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Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-All the bad guys are black.
Moonraker
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-”Ah so!”
Live and Let Die
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
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On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-J W Pepper
-”She is very sexyful!”
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