What movies have not aged well?

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

Moonraker

How did your marriage end?

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

Dr No

-Bond slapping Tracy.

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-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

Live and Let Die

Do people have to be a pastor to baptize?

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

Diamonds Are Forever

Goldfinger

What is your favourite colour and why?

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

The Man with the Golden Gun

-J W Pepper

How likely is it to make a living out of being a window cleaner in a Nordic country?

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-”She is very sexyful!”

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

If Jesus spoke against abortion and prioritized family values, how quickly would he be dismissed as a patriarchal figure by modern progressives?

-All the bad guys are black.

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-”Ah so!”

What are the pros and cons of banning homosexuality?

Octopussy

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

From Russia With Love

My religion teacher said that there are no atheists because in order to reject God, you must first have a concept of God, and if you have a concept of God, you are not an atheist. In what way is this true, if at all? Why?

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

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-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

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-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

A View to a Kill

You Only Live Twice

Why is it easy to make money in the USA?

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.